This 18th century philosopher said that civilization had corrupted man and that in his 'true state' in nature, man was basically good.
As somewhat of a plain Jane when it comes to the modern idea of beauty, I was never a candidate for Campus Queen or Miss South Africa.
But then again, how would the modern day bean stalk models like Kate Moss have fared in the days when we still roamed the plains?
So much for freedom - at least in my natural state. When I was young nose jobs were out of the question.
"Lift your head and be proud of your nose - it shows character," was my brain-obsessed family's standard response.
"Stop it!" I hear my mother say.
And my all-time favourite: "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."